Ok - so we just caught another baseball player using steroids - something that is clearly against the establishment's policies. What does he suffer? He is suspended for 10 games.
I'm sorry, what did I miss? He broke the rules, in a major way. He is setting a lousy example for our young people, who idolize athletes. He is a steroid junky - a drug addict! He should not play any more. I mean - nothing! He should lose his million dollar contract, and not be playing any more. How do we ever think we are going to stop the monster of drugs and sports when the punishments are nothing more than time to go on vacation?
Chain me up. Quick.